i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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