she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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