They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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