I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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