All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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