You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize