my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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