Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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