WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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