State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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