these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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