Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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