I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Pooping to opera.
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