hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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