i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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