quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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