I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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