Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize