Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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