he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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