Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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