glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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