Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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