yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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