i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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