Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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