you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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