when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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