and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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