I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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