my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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