How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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