I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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