watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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