i barfeds in our rink
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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