And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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