i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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