Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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