So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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