these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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