if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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