Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
either way he was missing a nipple.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
