oh god the rape fog is back!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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