Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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