And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
is that a dick in a sweater?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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