i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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