I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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