Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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