So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We had to coat check the pizza.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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