Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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