I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
