that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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