be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
