I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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