Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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